I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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