Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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