There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
