drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i now understand why vodka
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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