You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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