remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just high enough for therapy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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