How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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