Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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