so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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