We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Found the puke drawer
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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