I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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