Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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