he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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