Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
