Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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