That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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