wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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