ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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