So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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