six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
