I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Still dying that you shit outside
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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