there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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