We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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