well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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