sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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