So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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