That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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