i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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