I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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