yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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