At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
my shit smells like andre
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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