Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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