I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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