That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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