Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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