I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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