Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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