do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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