Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
