Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I think I sprained my soul last night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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