didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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