I love black thongs
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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