dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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