You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
