By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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