I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so let's talk penis.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
