Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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