Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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