I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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