I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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