I must be too annoying 4 u.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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