She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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