Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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